Insult to Injury

Posted: October 4, 2013 in Uncategorized

Diana * 1/2 (out of five)

diana_ver3_xlgA foolhardy concept from its very inception, Diana, which imagines the relationship, in the last three years of her life, between Diana, Princess of Wales, and heart surgeon Hasnat Khan (Naveen Andrews) is chock full of dialogue that no actor can possibly make work. If we are to believe this film, Diana and Hasnat’s early courtship, held essentially in secret at Kensington Palace, was composed of her making gags about the bounty of royalty (asked if she has any more wine, she replies “This is a Palace – we don’t run out of anything”), while he parried with poetic quotes and ludicrous, high-faultin’ babble (on surgery: “You don’t perform the operation – the operation performs you.”)

Unnecessarily overlong through being terribly repetitive, this is a very strange sidestep for director Oliver Hirschbiegel, who gave us everyone’s favorite Hitler movie Downfall. That movie was as unsentimental and flinty as it gets, but Diana is pure shmaltz.diana_watts_main-620x349

I have previously declared Naomi Watts the best screen actress in the world, but this role utterly defeats her. No doubt burdened by the weight of expectation, she is buried under her obsessive pursuit of imitation to the complete detriment of character. Constantly hitting famous poses, vocal inflections and physical mannerisms we all know so well, she has nothing left to portray an inner life. Michael Sheen, Steve Coogan, Michelle Williams, Sean Penn, Meryl Streep, Al Pacino, Nicole Kidman, Anthony Hopkins and so many other actors have found the key to playing real – and well-known – people is to find a few physical characteristics and wear them like a costume, but here Watts, to misuse the great line of Robert Downey’s from Tropic Thunder, “goes full retard”, and it’s too much.

diana_2670028bAt times the film painfully attempts to be a rom-com (every time failing); at its most interesting, it (hopefully accurately) depicts the extremely bizarre life of a separated Princess, with the attendant attendants: the guards, the advisors, the staff and, of course, the paparazzi. But in the main, it is a drippy romance, spending the vast majority of its time in private, two-hander scenes imagining inane dialogue between a dead Princess and a famously reclusive, private surgeon; it only exists because it knows neither of them is going to complain.

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